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Old Glory, worn. Drag to tear it.

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§ 01 The index

Not like it
U.S.ed to be.

Tees for the land of the free and the home of the runner-up. 9 pieces, printed to order. Dreamin' since 1776.

09 Pieces 06 Sizes S–3XL $42 From 2–3 Weeks to ship
A worn American flag with the script line Fuck Yeah!
Poster 01 / 03Red + blue · 8 lpi · printing 0%

§ 02 Drop 01 · the collection

All 09

9 pieces, printed to order. Flip them, hit View, pick your size. Ships in 2–3 weeks.

Close-up of a worn red cap with a Made in China label
Poster 02 / 03Red + blue · 8 lpi · printing 0%

§ 03 Meme machine

Make it A2.

Pick a plate, write two lines, download. Your meme, our mark in the corner. Post it. Think for a second first.

Made in China · 1080 × 1350 · PNG

01 Plate

Your photo stays on this device. Nothing is uploaded.

02 Lines

03 Type

§ 04 The fine print

  1. 01Every order ships in second place.
  2. 02Printed to order. Since 1776.
  3. 03Satire. Not affiliated with any party.
  4. 04Think for a second before you check out.
White-gloved hands folding an American flag
Poster 03 / 03Red + blue · 8 lpi · printing 0%